Greg\'s Unspeakable Truth
If a political party bases it success on the success of our enermies... why is anyone voting for them? -
Given the choice- without a urinal or the chance of getting caught, a guy would much rather pee in the sink. I guarantee you that somebody has peed in your sink at one time or another. There is a good chance it was me. -
Do not masturbate wearing Tater Mits. -
In honor of reversible mortgages, I\'ve renamed the spokesman \"Bat Poone\". I\'m getting subscribed right now. -
Salman Rushdie has written more great novels in the past 25 years than Islamists have written books. -
I cannot understand how abortion is legal, yet they charge people with double murder when they kill a pregnant woman.. -
When your wife has to fight your battles for you, maybe president shouldn\'t be on your job search. -
Starbucks coffee tastes like burnt pinecones, and costs $3.00 more. -
Nothing good has ever been preceded by the words, \"I have worked here (any number of) years and...\" -
Ladies- Did you know that by wearing a pair of sweat shorts with a word or phrase written across the seat gives guys de facto permission to stare at your ass as much as they want to? -
Nobody listens to you if you know what you\'re talking about. -
All lawyers are whores. Therefore, all judges are whores who get to play God. -
If you are male and over the age of 12 and watch gymnastics, you are me. -
\"Undisclosed medical condition\" sounds so much sexier than \"cocaine withdrawals\" -
If you have a Kerry/Edwards sticker on your car, you are a bigger loser than they are. -
If your date accuses you of being a pedophile and your initial reaction is \"wow, that`s an awfully big word for someone your age,\" this relationship is already more complicated than you thought it would be. -
the world doesn\'t owe you a living. -
If you named your Ohio based railroad modeling club \"The Cleveland Steamers\" you may want to consider a name change. -
Paris Hilton is the most brilliant media whore... ever. -
Paris pleaded for her mom. That was a mistake as mom\'s bribes did not go very far in the first place. -
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