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Nights with Alice Cooper
Christmas day is almost upon us, and your favorite ghoulish guest, Alice Cooper, is here to help with your decorations...by setting your dried-out douglass fir on fire.Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:51:00 EST -
It\'s a New Year, but we\'re bringing you more of the same old Alice Cooper that you know and love .Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:51:00 EST -
You may be scratching your head over the stretch of crazy weather happening around the world, but at least you can rest assured that Alice has always been a little looney-toons.Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:51:00 EST -
It\'s that time again! Come and get your weekly dose of Alice loony-cy!Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Alice is back with more useless information about nothing in particular (except classic rock...he\'s got that covered)!Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Your resident master of the macabre, Alice Cooper, is here once again to blow your minds! Just like Andrew Dice Clay in that crappy movie! You know the oneFri, 23 Feb 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Just because the rest of the country is getting set to\"spring forward\", doesn\'t mean that Alice is afraid to \"fall back\" on some classic rock tales!Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Happy belated April Fool\'s Day! And Happy Passover! And an early Happy Easter! (Jeez, can we have a few less holidays in April, please?)Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:51:00 EST -
That\'s right, ladies and gentlemen! It\'s time for another exciting edition of the \"Nights With Alice Cooper Podcast\"! Or, as some affectionately refer to it, \"The Coopercast\"Fri, 27 Apr 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Welcome once again to our Bi-Weekly Coopercast! Say THAT one 10 times fast...go ahead...we can wait...seriously.Fri, 11 May 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Your master of the macabre is back to lead you into another horrific memorial day weekend...who am I kidding? Three day weekends ROCK!!!Fri, 25 May 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Your malevolent Mister Cooper is back with more mirth, mayhem, and merriment of the maximum magnitude!Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Alice is on tour again and you\'re going along with him! Well, you\'re kind of just tagging along. You\'re kinda like that nagging feeling that you forgot to do something before...oh man, the iron!Fri, 22 Jun 2007 09:51:00 EST -
This week, Alice is bringing the thunder from down under as his world tour takes him to Australia, the land that brought you kangaroos! Not that those ungrateful mongrels ever did anything for you...I mean the kangaroos, not the Austrailians.Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:51:00 EST -
This week, Alice is still on tour and you\'re still not...are you? No, but really though, you\'re not, right? Fri, 27 Jul 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Americans, lock your doors and bar your windows because Alice is back in the States! And he\'s coming for your children! (But just to give them candy, so if you\'re okay with cavities, then I guess it\'s no biggie)Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Happy Labor Day! Alice is here to keep you company over your long weekend. What is Labor Day honoring anyway? It sounds like we\'re honoring lamaze teachers or something...Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:51:00 EST -
We\'ve slogged through another tough week, and what\'s the only cure for a work hangover? A nice, tall glass of cool, refreshing Alice Cooper(tm)! Mmmm, delicious!Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Alice is on tour for a change (sarcasm intended), but just because he\'s galavanting around the country doesn\'t mean that he\'s forgotten about you (you think he\'d let all that conditioning go to waste?).Fri, 28 Sep 2007 09:51:00 EST -
\'tis the season to be BLOODY!!! No, just kidding. But it is Halloween, and who better to lead you through the festivities than Uncle Alice?Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Board your doors, hide your windows, and lock your children, Alice is back on tour once again! Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Alice is on tour in England! But fear not, he\'s here to share some of the anarchy he plans to deposit in every rest stop along the way! Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Once again broadcasting from his world tour, it\'s your friendly neighborhood Alice Cooper! Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Even though he\'s a little under the weather, Alice is still on tour! And you didn\'t think he\'d let our bi-weekly love-in go by unattended, did you?Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:51:00 EST -
Happy New Year, everybody! We at least wish everyone who\'s listening a Happy New Year. Everyone else can take a flying leap (Don\'t feel bad. I mean what have they done for you lately?)Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Feeling sluggish? Why don\'t you try a new Nights with Alice Cooper podcast! Now with twice the baby-meat in every bite!Mon, 22 Jan 2008 09:51:00 EST -
We stand on the eve of the best day of the year: Alice\'s Birthday! So in honor of the big man\'s b-day, the United States Navy brings you a new Nights podcast!Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Well, it\'s another Cooper Podcast coming your way, and this time, we\'re loaded with NEWS!!! NEWWWWWS! HahAhaHAhahA!!!Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Captain Cooper commandeers your ears yet again with the \"Nights\" podcast!Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Uncle Alice returns once again with tales of the MACABRE! (No, really. he talks about zombies this time!)Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Get ready! Everyone\'s favorite night-man is bringing you more mighty morsels of rock trivialities! (or is that supposed to be trivia? Eh, what\'s the difference?)Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Hey! Guess what? Alice is still on the air! I know, he was surprised too! But it\'s true, and now he\'s here to bring you yet another (drum roll please) \"Nights\" podcast!Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Welcome back to more ramblings from your favorite schizoid radio host, Alice Cooper! (and remember not to put your fingers too close to his cage. He\'s hungry...AND rabid. You\'ve been forewarned.)Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Your favorite nightmare man is back once again to fill your head with useless information. Hey, it\'s not like you\'re using those brain cells for anything else, right?Fri, 09 May 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Will Alice ever go away? Not if you have anything to say about it and that\'s why he\'s back with another super-duper-coopercast! Fri, 30 May 2008 09:51:00 EST -
It\'s time to fill up your tank with more of Alice\'s useless trivia. Hey, it\'s cheaper than filling up on gas, though the mpg stinks.Fri, 13 Jun 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Alice is here to beat you senseless...with rock news and trivia! Bet you were scared for a second there! You were all, \"Oh, No! Alice is gonna beat me up!\" and we were all like, \"p\'shah, yeah right!\"Fri, 27 Jun 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Well folks, it\'s about that time again! Uncle Alice is back with enough news and trivia to turn your brain into a gelatinous goo that will seep from your ears...your EARS!!!!Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Even though he\'s made it out of the country (though that guillotine was a little tough to get through customs), Alice just couldn\'t leave you behind. That\'s why he\'s got this nifty new podcast for you!Fri, 25 Jul 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Alice graces the shores of these united states once again! And don\'t forget to pick up Alice\'s new album \"Along Came A Spider,\" in stores NOW!Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:51:00 EST -
The ever-dilligent and perennially committed (or at least he SHOULD be committed) Alice Cooper is back with more rock n\' roll nonsense. And did you pick up his new record yet? What are you waiting for?!?Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Alice is back once again to pour 100 percent pure, unfiltered rock trivia directly into your ear-holes!Fri, 05 Sep 2008 09:51:00 EST -
What\'s REALLY black and white and red all over? Alice Cooper!Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Well, your bank account\'s tapped, your credit cards are all frozen, and you\'re headed to the poor house, but at least Alice is here yet again to give you a WEALTH (heh heh) of rock trivia and news (that is, as long as you paid your electric bill)!Fri, 03 Oct 2008 09:51:00 EST -
It\'s almost time to elect a new president! All we have to say is \"Vote Cooper in \'08\"! Let\'s paint that white house black, people!Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:51:00 EST -
In honor of Halloween, Alice is here to guide you through another twisted podcast!Fri, 31 Oct 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Just when you thought your ears were safe, Alice is back with more chilling tales of rockstars and terrifying news from across the globe!Fri, 14 Nov 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Had enough of the Holidays yet? Didn\'t think so, but Alice is still here to cleanse your palette with some non-Christmas-y goodness!Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:51:00 EST -
Merry Christmas, you twisted little maniacs! Alice is here with with some X-mas cheer!Wed, 24 Dec 2008 09:51:00 EST -
welcome back, sick things of the world! We\'ve got some more maleficent magnificence from the master of the macabre!Fri, 16 Jan 2009 09:51:00 EST -
Welcome one and all to the three-ring circus we affectionately call \"Nights With Alice Cooper!\" Listen as Alice performs death-defying feats of derring-do! (Actually he just kind of rambles about stuff, but that\'s what you love about him!)Fri, 30 Jan 2009 09:51:00 EST -
Hello, manic minions! Alice is here with some crazy news stories from around the world!Fri, 27 Feb 2009 09:51:00 EST -
Greetings boils and ghouls!!! Alice is here once again to terrify you with tales of the mysterious and the mundane (or just the mundane)!Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:51:00 EST -
Hola, manic minions! Alice is back with more tales of the mundanely macabre and equally terrifying tales of rock stars past!Fri, 10 Apr 2009 09:51:00 EST -
Hello, Manic Minions! The incomparable Alice Cooper is here once again with more mind-bending news and rock trivia!Fri, 01 May 2009 09:51:00 EST -
Well summer is finally here! Woo-Hoo! Why not celebrate with a new Nights podcast?Thu, 21 May 2009 09:51:00 EST -
It\'s Father\'s Day! And how better to celebrate than to spend some time with everyone\'s favorite ghoulish golf-father of shock rock?Fri, 19 Jun 2009 09:51:00 EST -
Happy 4th of July to all of you manic miscreants! Why don\'t you kick back with a cold one, fire up the barbeque, and listen to Alice ramble for about 6 minutes about nothing in particular?Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:51:00 EST -
Alice is back with more rock ramblings! (What did you expect? Masterpiece Theatre?)Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:51:00 EST -
Well Alice may be on tour again, but he still remembered your podcast-date! Isn\'t he the bestest?!?Fri, 07 Aug 2009 09:51:00 EST -
Coming to you from the land own under, it\'s the ghoul who rules, the master of the macabre, the one, the only, Alice Cooper! Fri, 28 Aug 2009 09:51:00 EST -
Well, Alice is taking a break from his insanely busy tour schedule and you know what that means...another morsel of podcast-y magnificence! Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:51:00 EST -
It\'s our first podcast for our favorite month of the year! Plus a special announcement about the best contest EVER!!!Fri, 02 Oct 2009 09:51:00 EST -
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